Monday, July 28, 2014

Government of india to pay Google $20 billion for acquiring IRCTC website

New Delhi:  Exclusive sources tell Faking News that Modi has sold IRCTC to Google, and unlike other deals where the seller will get money for this deal, the government has paid Google $20 billion for acquiring the website.

Confirming the deal, Google issued a press statement that read: “Google is blessed to have acquired IRCTC – India’s fastest ticket booking website. We have always believed that it’s not the amount that is important but it’s the product that is important. What we have acquired are hard-working people and hardly working servers. Now we will serve you with a smile. $20 billion is nothing. Frustration of 20 billion people is what matters to us and we like it.”


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Larry Page announcing the acquisition.


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