New Delhi: Exclusive sources tell
Faking News that Modi has sold IRCTC to Google, and unlike other deals where
the seller will get money for this deal, the government has paid Google $20
billion for acquiring the website.
Confirming the deal, Google
issued a press statement that read: “Google is blessed to have acquired IRCTC –
India’s fastest ticket booking website. We have always believed that it’s not
the amount that is important but it’s the product that is important. What we
have acquired are hard-working people and hardly working servers. Now we will
serve you with a smile. $20 billion is nothing. Frustration of 20 billion
people is what matters to us and we like it.”
Larry Page announcing the acquisition.